If your UI is complicated, it means you’re a bad person. http://vegan.fm/loveitTumblr (3.0; @userinterfucked)http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrj1v4Lx131qdcen5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>We hate our customers!</p> <p>Customers. I just cannot stand them. Always waving their money around, wanting to give some of it to me. God, then they want to contact me to ask about purchases they might make. Fucking assholes.</p> <p>In what appears to be 8 point font this site says:</p> <blockquote> <p>Please contact us using the info@whynotbuy.org email address.<br/>Please allow up to 5 business days for an answer.<br/>Business hours are 9AM - 5PM PST.</p> </blockquote> <p>Forget FAQ, you’ll just have to wait up to five days you asshole customer.</p> <p>We know we could just say “Email us” and have it link to the email, but we think that you’re so stupid and have a lot of time on your hands, so you’re just going to have to deal with parsing the over-explained “please use the email I’m about to say” line.</p> <p>What’s that? You want the email to link? What the fuck is wrong with you people? Do you know how busy I am? You can’t take the time to highlight the email in 8pt font, open your email program and paste it into the to field?</p> <p>You don’t deserve to give us money you needy bastard.</p> <blockquote></blockquote>http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/10209187963http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/10209187963Wed, 14 Sep 2011 15:23:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnvq0t5G551qdcen5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/7276427144http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/7276427144Tue, 05 Jul 2011 17:22:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmlicyalY11qdcen5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>See, if it were just…off, or didn’t say anything…you’d think I would just kind of get it. But thanks for the graphically designed instruction to understanding your uselessness.</p> <p>Credit: Robert J. Meyer</p>http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/6397661995http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/6397661995Fri, 10 Jun 2011 18:26:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhppd3BYAP1qdcen5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3711006677http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3711006677Mon, 07 Mar 2011 19:00:39 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhgb67fNGO1qdcen5o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Your password is invalid, so here: let me take you away from that page so you can click and wait to go back again.  I’ll clear out the username and password fields too for you.</p>http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3607040964http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3607040964Wed, 02 Mar 2011 17:15:43 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgvy5wB6wn1qdcen5o2_500.png"/><br/> Why two steps? Just let me login.<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgvy5wB6wn1qdcen5o1_500.png"/><br/> Why not just do this?<br/><br/> http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3389424060http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3389424060Sat, 19 Feb 2011 17:22:44 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgrmxwNVpB1qdcen5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>From <a href="http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/">http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/</a></p>http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3383857906http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3383857906Sat, 19 Feb 2011 12:00:07 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgrm09JfW01qdcen5o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>“Really?” If you type over the length of one text message in Google Voice, the counter puts a 2.x in front of your remaining characters. Conveniently, Google will break up your long text into two. But go over 2 texts and Google has the right to be a little snarky. Love it!</p>http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3364460135http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3364460135Fri, 18 Feb 2011 12:00:07 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgisf050lW1qdcen5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3346213048http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3346213048Thu, 17 Feb 2011 12:00:07 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgisegC0NY1qdcen5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3328407308http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3328407308Wed, 16 Feb 2011 12:00:07 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgisdyeJQx1qdcen5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3310789918http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3310789918Tue, 15 Feb 2011 12:00:07 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgisdctcKT1qdcen5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3293340444http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3293340444Mon, 14 Feb 2011 12:00:06 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgiscplK1c1qdcen5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3274168852http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3274168852Sun, 13 Feb 2011 12:00:06 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lge2ggSbGl1qdcen5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>One of these ads is ripping off Guitar Hero, the other ad is ripping off (clearly) the other ad.  No, they’re not the same company, look at the URLs, one is “iwon.com” and the other is “mightymagoo.com.”</p>http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3253822280http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3253822280Sat, 12 Feb 2011 12:00:07 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgbdtzfD231qdcen5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>No option to hide the menu bar.  Hope your errors aren’t longer than a sentence.  After some careful and obscure window resizing, I’m guessing there is a “(show)” link afterwards, as in “show what the hell I did wrong.”  Kind of important.</p>http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3235472091http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3235472091Fri, 11 Feb 2011 12:00:07 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgabbyAUz61qdcen5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>We permanently interrupt this message.</p>http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3217899789http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3217899789Thu, 10 Feb 2011 12:07:06 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfioxg3TPr1qdcen5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Please, whatever you do, don’t tell me <em>why</em> these entries aren’t valid.  I want to spend my time playing trial and error.</p>http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3200262594http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3200262594Wed, 09 Feb 2011 12:00:06 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf5b9mcDQI1qdcen5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The worst part about this website is the tabs.  The alternating pattern (who uses an alternating tab pattern?) makes it look as if three tabs are simultaneously selected.</p>http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3182623340http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3182623340Tue, 08 Feb 2011 12:00:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_levecnDKNh1qdcen5o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Bulk rename utility.  Thanks, Aicke.</p>http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3165187821http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3165187821Mon, 07 Feb 2011 12:00:07 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_letvk6hEcf1qdcen5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3146028560http://userinterfucked.tumblr.com/post/3146028560Sun, 06 Feb 2011 12:00:07 -0500